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CATCHING UP

Last weekend I caught

...up on sleep.
...a cold.
...kim possible the movie (ron and kim...i knew it would happen)
...the episode of Lost that I missed last Thursday (damn hanging endings)
...the episode of Ed where Carol finally shows Ed how she really feels.
...myself looking at my DVD collection and wondering what the hell to watch when there were about 50 films there begging for my attention.
... my cute puppy stinky gnawing every slipper that she could get her paws on
...the health bug and shopped for bran cereal and corn flakes
...several people being assholes and gave them a piece of my mind.

Hehe. Yep, it happened again. I once wrote an entry about how I was pissed one day then took it out on unsuspecting assholes. Whoops. I did it again. Firstly, we had lunch last Sunday at Hot Rocks and were only able to get a table for 6 (we were 12). We were waiting inside by the entrance for the waitress to clear off this other table when this guy walked past us, whispered something to the waitress and started calling over his family, including his geriatric mom and dad (with matching canes/walkers). Unfortunately for him, he skipped ahead of me and my equally-hotblooded family. I laid into him first, graciously telling him that we were ahead of him. He had the gall to say that he was first. I then pointed out that we already had a table and had ordered before he arrived. He went on about his business and ushered his dad to a seat. Amazingly in straight tagalog (albeit with a bit of a twang), I raised my voice and said, "Sir, nauna kami. Kung wala ka lang kasamang matanda papatulan na kita!" My cousin chimed in, then my uncles, and before my dad could join in the fray, the guy started apologizing profusely. I told him to talk to my hand.

Afterwards, I went to the nearby Shopwise to buy my cereal rations for the week. As me and my mom were walking the aisles, this lady was coming right towards us with her shopping cart and she instead of looking where she was going, she was texting! We deftly sidestepped and I stuck my head in front of her face and "suggested" that next time, she shouldn't be texting while she's pushing a damn grocery cart.

Hehe. Don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry.

Hehe you rock Jay ;-)

wow jay... didn't thought you had it in you! fighting in straight tagalog!

yes, feel your anger, luke. the dark side makes you strong

You actually raised your palm up to him and said, "Talk to the hand."? Hahaha Nice one, Jay

You da bomb, Jay! Dez and I were just looking at all the 4Jers blog sites. I just couldn't resist posting a comment! Ingat and belated! - bam

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